Mostly... People from Graduation Colleges are quite familiar with term "GPL"... Others might find it as a Awkward Abbreviation ...
If U search it in Google... No use, Guys. You will find results of "GNU GPL(General Public License)". But it's not what I am talking about. It is not the one that U can Google it. U have to Experience it to know What it is. That can leave a Very good impact & impression on you. Let me introduce it to U ... It's "Gaan* pe Laat" ... Oh C'mon Guys ... Censor Problems ... I guess U understood What it is... !!!
To explain it, it is as simple as "Uthao aur Maaro". Somebody started it. It is being continued as a college tradition and will be continuing forever. This terminology is also limited to Certain Colleges. Generally People refer it to "Birthday Bumps". But it is referred for those given on his/her birthday. For GPL, there is no need for a Specific occasion such as Birthday. It can be Birthday, Campus Placement, Paid Internship, IIM Call, Good GRE Score, Top Sem Pointers, Scholarship ... Whatever be the Occasion, it can be practiced. The celebration Starts with GPL. Sometimes, there will be a Vague reason behind it like "Aaj ye ***** (Ladki ka Naam) se baat kiya" ... Sometimes that is Quite Enough to have your situation messed-up. After that U will never talk with that Girl ... Atleast, not in front of your friends.
There is no Such thing as Proper place for performing this Ritual. In college, Any place would do. "Kabhi Classroom mein, Kabhi Bathroom mein, Kabhi Cafeteria mein, Kabhi Lab mein, Kabhi Mess Hall mein, Kabhi Road pe, Kabhi restaurant mein, ... (list continues)".
There is no such written rule that You have to use your leg or hand to beat up. "Kuch bhi Chalega ... Chappal, Jhootha, Belt, Rod, ..... (List continues, Bas Chaku use nahi karte hai... Thank God)".
I used to be proud that I was never the Victim. I was always against it. But I gave it to 2 or 3 people in my college days ...... Just 2 or 3 Bumps, not much ...
Even on Birthdays, I managed to escape. Then I got job in Cognizant. Along with me, 22 of my classmates also got placed in it. So other Classmates didn't dare to give GPL for 23 of us. "Strength matters". But when I got selected for Sapient, then I was the only one in the Class to get selected. There was no way I can escape here. I gave up myself to their beating. After 2 minutes of Beating, Pain was unbearable as they were beating with leather shoes and Chappals. So, got rid of them and ran for my life. Went to Mess hall and stayed there. Mess workers were sleeping over there after their tiresome day. My Classmates had been searching for their prey (Me). After half an hour, they gave up their search. To be sure, I stayed in the mess hall for another half an hour. From there I went to Mtech Bhaiya Sampath's room. He gave me Shelter for rest of the day. There, it was how my first GPL went. Not so terrible compared to the ones I saw.
Guyz ... Be careful while Giving somebody ... Bumps. I even heard that One of my seniors got a fracture when he was given a GPL. So ... Play Safe.
If U search it in Google... No use, Guys. You will find results of "GNU GPL(General Public License)". But it's not what I am talking about. It is not the one that U can Google it. U have to Experience it to know What it is. That can leave a Very good impact & impression on you. Let me introduce it to U ... It's "Gaan* pe Laat" ... Oh C'mon Guys ... Censor Problems ... I guess U understood What it is... !!!
To explain it, it is as simple as "Uthao aur Maaro". Somebody started it. It is being continued as a college tradition and will be continuing forever. This terminology is also limited to Certain Colleges. Generally People refer it to "Birthday Bumps". But it is referred for those given on his/her birthday. For GPL, there is no need for a Specific occasion such as Birthday. It can be Birthday, Campus Placement, Paid Internship, IIM Call, Good GRE Score, Top Sem Pointers, Scholarship ... Whatever be the Occasion, it can be practiced. The celebration Starts with GPL. Sometimes, there will be a Vague reason behind it like "Aaj ye ***** (Ladki ka Naam) se baat kiya" ... Sometimes that is Quite Enough to have your situation messed-up. After that U will never talk with that Girl ... Atleast, not in front of your friends.
There is no Such thing as Proper place for performing this Ritual. In college, Any place would do. "Kabhi Classroom mein, Kabhi Bathroom mein, Kabhi Cafeteria mein, Kabhi Lab mein, Kabhi Mess Hall mein, Kabhi Road pe, Kabhi restaurant mein, ... (list continues)".
There is no such written rule that You have to use your leg or hand to beat up. "Kuch bhi Chalega ... Chappal, Jhootha, Belt, Rod, ..... (List continues, Bas Chaku use nahi karte hai... Thank God)".
I used to be proud that I was never the Victim. I was always against it. But I gave it to 2 or 3 people in my college days ...... Just 2 or 3 Bumps, not much ...
Even on Birthdays, I managed to escape. Then I got job in Cognizant. Along with me, 22 of my classmates also got placed in it. So other Classmates didn't dare to give GPL for 23 of us. "Strength matters". But when I got selected for Sapient, then I was the only one in the Class to get selected. There was no way I can escape here. I gave up myself to their beating. After 2 minutes of Beating, Pain was unbearable as they were beating with leather shoes and Chappals. So, got rid of them and ran for my life. Went to Mess hall and stayed there. Mess workers were sleeping over there after their tiresome day. My Classmates had been searching for their prey (Me). After half an hour, they gave up their search. To be sure, I stayed in the mess hall for another half an hour. From there I went to Mtech Bhaiya Sampath's room. He gave me Shelter for rest of the day. There, it was how my first GPL went. Not so terrible compared to the ones I saw.
Guyz ... Be careful while Giving somebody ... Bumps. I even heard that One of my seniors got a fracture when he was given a GPL. So ... Play Safe.
nice one dude!! i surely miss those gpl days!!
ReplyDeletewhat do u miss? getting gpl or giving gpl? ... :D
ReplyDeletegiving gpl, obviously :P
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